Lists

I could write a list of all the things I don’t want - or like

I have a lot to say on this matter
It would be a long list
A very long list
A very very long list
Long long long long long list

But I don’t like lists

Lists are nerdy, geeky

Someone asked me once what DO I want- or like?

Smart arse

Ha ha ha very funny – and suchlike
There’s always one in the class, or the office
Probably a list writer themselves

I bet their pockets are full of lists

Lists on bits of paper
Coloured paper
All neatly written
I bet they keep a diary
I bet they know what they want

I bet there’s a society of listers

Even a qualification, a degree even
‘Hey, I’ve got a first in lists’
 

I bet they compare lists

And get all excited and flap their hands about
‘Ooh, that’s a lovely list’
‘Look at his list’
Dribble dribble drool

Who cares?

Who knows what they want, anyway?