To be sung loudly and with good cheer.
Ding dong Verity is high
On fumes of sherry trifle,
Her vajazzle’s gone awry
The lodger got an eyeful.
Poor Gloria, her spanner is at Chelsea’s!
Dean’s got blisters down below
He’s rather well hungen,
He gave a latex doll a go
Then the rash begunen.
Poor Gloria, her spanner is at Chelsea’s!
In church of a Christmastime
Those lusty loud bellringers,
When they’ve dutifully chimed
They’re a bunch of swingers.
Poor Gloria, her spanner is at Chelsea’s!
Poor Gloria, her spanner is at Chelsea’s!
Her spanner is at Chelsea’s!!!
A very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with light and love and peace and joy to you all.
