Meanwhile in more local news,
from the East Grinstead Echo....
A lifetimes repressed anger
boiled over in the local supermarket today when octogenarian and recent UKIP
convert, Rita 'Randy' Ransom tutted loudly at a foreign vegetable and shuffled
off in a huff, muttering 'Bring back Buy British' under her breath.
The supermarket's recently
appointed Non gender specific or race or age implied everyone's equal and we
don't want to offend anyone spokesperson (no offence to animals) Dave English
said they were 'Very disappointed with Rita, and that this sort of thing was
happening more frequently'.
They have invited Rita and
her wheelie shopping basket to attend one of their 'All vegetables are the same
colour under the soil' presentations, where there will be free Fairtrade tea
and sugar, and gluten and milk free biscuits (from their popular BLAND range).
Store employee of the week,
and last month's runner up in the most frequently requested vegetable handler category,
Caroline Carbuncle, would like to inform shoppers that the Californian Kumquats
are particularly moist this week and to wish everyone a nice day.
